Here’s another round of “Hollywood double cash typecast!”

Michelle Williams and Carey Mulligan are still going strong, but can you describe their typecast?  They actually both do full-frontal nudity (this is always something significant to mention in American Pop Culture because of our history of censorship), but always seem to play damaged women or frail, abused women.

Filmmaker Steven Soderbergh cast a somewhat androgenous-looking Cody Horn to be Channing Tatum’s love interest in the upcoming film Magic Mike, where Tatum plays a male stripper.  Explain rules of foils.  When you are trying to enhance the male beauty, you foil him with a slightly masculine looking female.  Same rule applies in the opposite, beautiful woman ugly man.  If my theory is wrong, watch for the same casting technique in the upcoming Shanghai Calling, and I’ll shaddup.

Pay homage to those that come before us, if the glitz and glamour is what you’re after.  So you don’t have to reinvent the wheel.

Let’s get you guys pumped.

Newest promo pic of Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy in the upcoming The Amazing Spider-man.  I think she should play an adult-comedy Strawberry Shortcake, whaddaya think?

This is an old video, but watch what Jessica Alba does to garner fans of KevJumba of YouTube: she engages them, makes the video seem very intimate, is friendly, never giving away the illusion that she’s only in it to win it.

(It’s possible she has the same talent agent as KevJumba, too. Just so you know.)

Don’t know about you, but that’s pretty hot.  Anne Hathaway’s got a flat butt, though.  We know she’s ample up top, so the proportions are kinda off.

Cynthia Rothrock ain’t no fake Charlie’s Angel.  Man, back in the day, it meant something to really have a skill at fighting well for the camera.  Nowadays, some Hollywood Dynasty princess can just hire Yuen Woo-Ping and it’s considered bad-ass.